MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA DAMN! Yall know I had to post this. The story was emailed to me at work and I just had to share it with you all! LMAO @ the ex-husband's response! Deuce betta watch himself I kid, I kid
Is he for real?! He has forced this woman to live with him for 3 years (unless it was court-appointed) and he doesn't think that was a problem. Man please! I'm pretty sure there is much more to this story than this little tidbit. He probably treated her like a slave or something. Trust me. He was sitting around watching TV in the nude for nothing. It seems like there were some control issues going on.