SAN DIEGO (AP)—District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis has dismissed reality TV star Tila Tequila’s accusations that San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman(notes) choked her and threw her to the ground early Sunday.

Dumanis announced Friday afternoon there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Merriman committed a crime. Tequila had signed a citizen’s arrest warrant charging Merriman with battery and false imprisonment, both felonies.

“This case is now closed,” Dumanis said in a statement.

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YAYYYYYYYY!!!!! WHOO-HOO!!! The funny thing is, the heffa doesn't even know it yet.  I guess that simple ass lawyer of hers is scared to tell her.  She's on Twitter requesting a damn date.  Heffa did a Plaxico Burress: shot her own damn self in the foot (in his case, leg, LOL).  Did ya'll see the fake ass pics the "Paparazzi" took of her "bruises" on her arm and neck? Chile boo.  I think it's make-up.  The "mark" on her neck looks like a hickey.  Then she had the nerve to be wearing actual clothes!  Not those half-ass threads she normally wears.  That psycho bitch needs to sit her ass down somewhere, and Shawne better had learned his lesson!  I can't be defending him ALL the time, especially for stupid shit.  Hey, did ya'll hear that he was getting his freak on with 2 females and she was jealous and threatened to sleep with one of his friends?  He even asked her to join in and surprisingly, she didn't want to.  In fact, she stripped out of her clothes when she said she was gonna sleep with one of his boys. SMDH.  That's a nasty bitch....but Shawne ain't no saint either....with his nasty ass.