Two days after The National Enquirer broke the news that Tiger Woods was cheating on his wife, Tiger had a 'mysterious accident' at the foot of his driveway. Initial reports were that Tiger had somehow crashed into a firehydrant at the end of his driveway and then somehow crashed into a tree and that his wife had used a golf club to smash out the back window of his SUV in order to free him from the truck. What really [allegedly] happened was Tiger's wife confronted him about his cheating, scratched up his face, chased him out of the house and smashed out the windows of his truck with a 9 iron.
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Now THIS sounds more like what REALLY happened than the bull-ish they've been saying on the news. You're in a Cadillac SUV, backing out of your driveway, hit a fire hydrant and a tree while going 3 MPH, and you wind up with scratches all over your face. Oh, and the wife had to smash out the back window to get you out of the SUV. LMAO, even Wanda Sykes said his wife beat his arse on her show last night. (I'm watching it right now, and she is so hilarious!) Tiger knows his wife got in that arse for cheating on her with that broad that manages the VIP room at Tao Restaurant in Vegas. Here's a photo of Rachel Uchitel, the alleged mistress.
I like me some Tiger and to be honest I'm not really interested in what happened as long as he's ok. They made it seem at first that he was seriously injured. If he did cheat with that girl in the pic he needed his ass whooped because she look like a man. Sorry. Too bad he's Tiger Woods because this story isn't going to go away anytime soon. This even came up in my Marketing class today.
In yo Marketing class?! WTH does this have to do with Marketing? Well....scratch that last question. I can see it being a topic if the professor was talking on the basis of Tiger possibly losing his endorsements over such a thing.
But the media did make it seem as if Tiger was so injured that it was damn near life-threatening. Then two sentences later, they were like, 'He's been released from the hospital'. I'm sitting there like, ! They get on my nerves reporting stories with little information. That's what they get for reading TMZ.com.
