So let me catch you all up on what's goings on in Port Charles:
Quartermaines: There's a new Q in town, 2 actually, and they are SISTAS! Maya and lil sister Zoe Ward have come to Port Charles. Why? I have no clue as of yet BUT please believe Tracy is gunning hard trying to figure out. Maya and Zoe are the Great-granddaughters of Edward Q. Yall remember Edward had an affair with Mrs Mary Mae Ward during the war, who was a sister, EONS AGO(b4 he married Lila but Mary was married) and they had a son named Bradley who is Justus father(remember his fine ass) and a daughter named Faith, well Faith was Maya's mother. Maya gained custody of her lil sis Zoe after her step-mother died so Im not sure if Zoes is her birth sister or stepsister. Hopefully stepsister b/c rumor has it that
Spoiler
Zoe is going to become a love interest to Michael Corinthos and that would be yucky if they were blood related which is why I think Zoe is just Maya's stepsister
but in Port Charles, who knows. Anything is possible!
My girl Skye is back in town. She is trying to get Luke to help her search for her baby daddy Lorenzo Alcazar's fortune.(Now you know Helena wont be having that) She spends a lot of time talking to Maya lately and honestly I dont know what theyre talking about b/c I tend to zone out during their scenes lol
Tracy is of course not liking that Skye is in town b/c hubby Luke has a soft spot for old Blaze aka Skye. She also gives Maya and her sister the side-eye since they came into town b/c she feels they're after "Daddy's" money but you know she thinks EVERYBODY in her family is out for Edward's money...b/c her ass is and wants to be the sole inheritor now that her big bro Alan is dead. Heffa.....Good thing about Tracy is that she is hot on Helena's trail b/c she believes Helena swithched Elizabeth's paternity results(which she did but I'll get to her later). Tracy is getting too close to the truth so rumor has it that SPOILER ALERT>>>Helena is going to kidnap her ass really soon<<<END SPOILER
I think thats all of the Quartermaines who have a story going on.
"L" Spencers: le sigh
Luke is on vacation right now but of course he'll be back. Last time he was on he was really just keeping Sonny in check about leaving his Lucky alone since Lucky was investigating Sonny in the death of Carly
Lucky....my boy Lucky. He is getting over the heartbreak from finding out that his beloved Elizabeth was "boinking", lol, his brother Nikolas and is now pregnant with Nik's baby(altho it's really his child. Helena had the results changed). He really has no words for Nik but since Helena has been stalking the HELL out of Liz, he comes to her rescue but makes sure to let her know that he's only trying to help her out, he still doesnt want to be with her anymore. He and Maxie have been spending a lot of time together lately which you know Liz does not like but who cares! He still spends time with Jake and Cam and they still call him Dad.
LesleyLu( and ) GETS ON MY DAMN NERVES! UGH, she is dick whipped by Sonny's newly found son, Dante. That dick has her soooo gone that even b4 she felt it she had pretty much turned her back on her cousin Carly by helping her boyfriend hide Michael and then turn him over to the police for the murder of Claudia. She truly believes Dante was helping him when she knows damn well that if Carly did that to Lucky she'd be all over her! For some reason theyve been bringing up her abortion that she had (she got pregnant by Dillon Quartermaine). She's trying to figure out if she should tell her boo Dante or not. Rumor has it that SPOILER ALERT>>>she will tell him and altho he'll stick by her side, he'll also be a lil upset by it and may start spending time with a new young lady who gets paid by Carly to come back into town and woo Dante.<<<END SPOILER.
More on that later tho. Basically Lu-Lu(in Anthony Zaccara's voice, lol) is a snoozefest but I guess Im glad they finally gave her a storyline altho she acts like her shit doesnt stink now that she has a man.
Ethan Lovett(who is Luke's son with Holly Sutton) has been cleared of all charges in the beating of Kristina Davis. He was wrongly accused in the first place. He is now doing making money doing side jobs with Johnny in being a pain in Sonny and Jason's ass by messing with their shipments. Ethan is a lil pissed at Sonny for threatening to kill him after he was falsely accused for beating Kristina but he mainly helps Johnny out for the money. He'll do damn near anything for money. I say damn near b/c Johnny wants him to help possibly kill Sonny but Ethan isnt that crazy. There is one thing he loves more than money, his damn life! He has been spending a lot of time "bumping into" Maya Ward. Not sure if that will turn into anything.
Davis:
Alexis has been charged with the murder of Keifer Bauer. She bumped into Keifer on his way out of her house after he had beaten the hell out of her daughter Kristina. As she was rushing Kristina to the hospital she saw Keifer walking on the side of the road and ran his ass over. After he died the guilt was killing her so she confessed and now Keifer's father is out to destroy her. Rumor has it that SPOILER>>>She will be cleared of the charges which will only fuel Warren(Keifer's father) even more<<<END SPOILER.
Be back later. Duty calls
-- Edited by THiKCHiK on Friday 14th of May 2010 10:13:54 PM
LOL! I heart you for this because I have no damn clue WTH is going on on GH when I do get a chance to watch. The only people I can keep up with is Sonny and his fiasco's including Carly and only because their ish goes in cycles. Same stuff over and over.
LOL! I heart you for this because I have no damn clue WTH is going on on GH when I do get a chance to watch. The only people I can keep up with is Sonny and his fiasco's including Carly and only because their ish goes in cycles. Same stuff over and over.
no problem
oh and Luke is back! Hopefully I'll get to the other updates later. Everytime I log on..duty calls lol
Kristina is still saddened by the death of Keifer. And still blaming herself, blah, blah, blah...she and Ethan are back on the good foot again after she apologized for falsely accusing him of beating her in order to protect Keifer. She's still angry with Sonny and still a naive ass lil crybaby. Along with Molly's lil nosey ass.
Sam McCall is still a PI. She is still the Bonnie to Jason's Clyde. She's a lil sad that Jason getting himself arrested to be sent to Pentonville and protect Michael but she knows its for Michael's best interest so she's supporting him in his decision. She's about to start wondering who her dad is so she'll be searching for him soon. And she will also be assisting Jason in something pretty major in June, along w/ Maxie and Spinelli.Rumor has it
Spoiler
B4 leaving for Pentonville, Jason and Sam do the 'do and re-commit to each other and somewhere along the line marriage will become a subject.
Nothing new with Diane(Sonny's attorney). She's still kicking ass in court and hooking up with Max. I heart her. She's hilarious. Her latest accomplishment is getting Alexis acquitted in the murder of Keifer. Kind of funny that Alexis was acquitted and Michael serving 5yrs, 2 with good behavior. Mmm Hmm At one point the prosecutor Claire thought of ways to appeal Michael's conviction and pitched it to Sonny and Diane, no clue if theyre going to take her advice
Cassadines:
Nikolas is still pining over Elizabeth and hoping that she has a change of heart once "their" baby is born. He wants to be a family with her but she's still holding out for Lucky. He's still not in Lucky's good graces and pretty soon they will be having words with each other. Not so nice words. Helena will witness it and BE THRILLED.
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Also Nik's true Cassadine side will surface in the near future on Warren Bauer for fuckin with his Aunt. He'll be reminding Warren what a Cassadine is capable of.
Cant wait cause I love when he's like that. SEX-AY!!!
Helena has returned and has already stirred up trouble. She came into town finding out that Liz was knocked up by Lucky or Nik so she made sure that the test results made Nik the father altho he's not. She paid a lab tech to "fix" the results and later had his ass killed. Now she's pissed that Tracy has been snooping around trying to figure out what's going on. I'm sure Tracy wouldnt be investigating her ass if she didnt keep bothering Luke. She has plans to put Tracy in check. Her plans will cause MAJOR complications involving Luke and Tracy which will reveal some alleged SHOCKING TRUTHS. Cant wait for that! She has been bugging the hell out of Liz trying to get her put on some type of bedrest or even sent back to ShadyBrook so that she can keep a close eye on her. Helena is being Helena and I look forward to her returns to GH cause she make storylines better to me.
Falconeri's(sp):
Olivia is still hitting the sheets with Johnny. She declined his offer to move in together. Her and Claudia's friendship has been rocked since Dante ratted Michael out.She still stays up in Sonny business altho she puts her hand on the bible that she's not interested in him and has eyes for Johnny only. Yeah right! And Johnny will suspect this too pretty soon.
Be back later w/ info Miss K's boo, Dante. Duty calls
Well....I for one am glad Jason and Sonny got over their PMS moments and manned the phuck back up. All of that crying and shit they did in that courtroom was just.....embarrassing. They supposed to be straight gutta with their shit, killing and punking all of Port Charles, yet when one idea goes South, they bitched up. Where is the justice? I mean, really? They know damn well they should've been trained Michael on survivor skills. They put his ass in the middle of that life, they should've prepared him better.
Uh-oh! I forgot all about Brook-lynn (or however she spells it) coming back to town. Shit should be getting good now. Carly bout to pull out all of the stops with this one. Dante and Lulu's relationship should go South in no time (at least I hope it does).
And is Ethan doing? He's about to be a walking target just because he's bored to tears behind that damn bar. Welp, I can't say that I'm mad at him because you can only work in that slow ass bar for so long. How the phuck is that place still in business? Coleman's spot be jumping much better than that joint.
That lawyer is funny as phuck! Her ass is just lonely. She reminds me of some of these broads that be on the radio talking all of that shit about how attractive, intelligent and smart they are........then admit how desperate they are soon after. LOL, that's her to a tee.
Aight, I'm off my GH soapbox for now. I'm headed back to the vault. *smile*
sorry for the delay but it seem that every time I get ready to write up my GH review the baby wakes up before I can finish or really get started. But I havent forgotten about this thread!
Well.....since you brought it up, LOL. Am I the only one sick of the kids (namely Molly's overdramatic ass )? And am I also the only one sick of Lulu's dick-whipped ass? Man, I cannot WAIT until Carly drops the bomb on her silly ass! That's gonna be CLASSIC! She just looks so.....blonde. I know Dante is cute and all but damn! I think I'd rather see him with Brook Lynn any day than Lulu's tired and boring behind.
And what is up with Michael? After that beatdown he took, you'd think he got stuck up the ass too. That mofo be twitching every time he sees that guard or that other guy. I think his name is Carter. Shoooot, (sexy ass) Jason is there now, so you're good. When the time comes, Michael should be Carter and that guard's asses til they're unconscious.
Oh! One more thing. Max better give the lawyer Diane some sex before she pops! LOL, he's so worried about not getting Michael a stripper for his 18th birthday. Damn that! Hook your lady up!
And OHHHHH SHIT!!! Brenda is on her way back to GH in August! This should REALLY be interesting! Can't wait to see how that's going to go down because I know Carly is going to have a plum fit! Franco is on his way back sometime this month! Whew-wee!
Well.....since you brought it up, LOL. Am I the only one sick of the kids (namely Molly's overdramatic ass )? And am I also the only one sick of Lulu's dick-whipped ass? Man, I cannot WAIT until Carly drops the bomb on her silly ass! That's gonna be CLASSIC! She just looks so.....blonde. I know Dante is cute and all but damn! I think I'd rather see him with Brook Lynn any day than Lulu's tired and boring behind.
And what is up with Michael? After that beatdown he took, you'd think he got stuck up the ass too. That mofo be twitching every time he sees that guard or that other guy. I think his name is Carter. Shoooot, (sexy ass) Jason is there now, so you're good. When the time comes, Michael should be Carter and that guard's asses til they're unconscious.
Oh! One more thing. Max better give the lawyer Diane some sex before she pops! LOL, he's so worried about not getting Michael a stripper for his 18th birthday. Damn that! Hook your lady up!
And OHHHHH SHIT!!! Brenda is on her way back to GH in August! This should REALLY be interesting! Can't wait to see how that's going to go down because I know Carly is going to have a plum fit! Franco is on his way back sometime this month! Whew-wee!
Alright, I'm off my GH soapbox once again.
GIRL I'M SICK OF SONNY'S KIDS PERIOD! Im starting to think Mike got his lil bootyhole played with too. I hope Jason stick a dry broomstick up dude's ass. And Mike need to grow some balls to match that mouth of his. Im glad Jason giving him fighting lessons although they shouldve BEEN done that.
Man Lulu......... You already know. Ive been sick of that chick. She's one of those type of chicks that dont know how to act when they get a man. Revolve they whole world around that mofo.
I am ready for Lucky to find out that Liz is pregnant with his child. I hope they dont drag the hell out of that.
I just posted the Vanessa article. Can't wait for that chick. That was my homey. I hated when she left.
And Im tired of updating each character so if anybody wants to know somebody about someone just post and ask. Okey doke!
) GETS ON MY DAMN NERVES! UGH, she is dick whipped by Sonny's newly found son, Dante. That dick has her soooo gone that even b4 she felt it she had pretty much turned her back on her cousin Carly by helping her boyfriend hide Michael and then turn him over to the police for the murder of Claudia. She truly believes Dante was helping him when she knows damn well that if Carly did that to Lucky she'd be all over her! For some reason theyve been bringing up her abortion that she had (she got pregnant by Dillon Quartermaine). She's trying to figure out if she should tell her boo Dante or not. Rumor has it that 
